🐹 The Hamster Hotline

All times below are your time (Dawson City, Yukon). The hamster lives 9 hours in the future.

Checking on the hamster…

You · Dawson City
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Hamster · Berlin
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Hamster forecast — your week

Each strip is one of your days, midnight to midnight, Dawson time.

12am4am8am12pm4pm8pm12am
Free — call away! 📞 Home office — calls welcome 🪴 Quick call (30–60 min gap) Maybe — post-gym, sleepy hamster On the wheel (work / commute) Gym 🏋️ Hamster sleeping 💤
Quick guide
  • Tue night11:30pm → Wednesday 8:00am — his Wednesday home office. Call anytime; he may pop into a meeting.
  • Thu night11:30pm → Friday 8:00am — his Friday home office. Call anytime, no meetings.
  • Tuesday8:30am – 3:00pm — his free evening. Best weekday, all yours.
  • Thursday8:30am – 3:00pm — his other free evening. Also all yours.
  • Fri night10:30pm → Saturday 3:00pm — his Saturday, totally flexible.
  • Sat night10:30pm → Sunday 3:00pm — his Sunday, totally flexible.
  • Tue & Thu10:30 – 11:30pm — his home-office mornings (Wed/Fri), up to 1 hour before work.
  • Sun/Mon/Wed10:30 – 11:00pm — 30 min before he leaves for the office.
  • Wed & Fri8:00 – 9:00am — his gap between finishing work and gym.
  • Mon/Wed/Fri12:30 – 3:00pm — he’s home after gym, but a tired hamster. Text first.

💤 Every day from 3:00pm to 10:30pm your time the hamster is asleep (midnight–7:30am in Berlin). No calls — hamsters need their 7.5 hours.

Made with 🧀 · Berlin (CEST) = Dawson City + 9h · Yukon skips daylight saving, so this stays true all year*
*except briefly around Europe’s clock changes in late March / late October — the gap becomes 8h for one week in spring and 10h for one week in autumn.
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